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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:07
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Scientists discover that the oldest continental crust on Earth is disintegrating - Earth.com
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Humans Age Faster at 2 Specific Times in Their Life, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
No, not a chance
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Ominous 'Chamaeleon' is hiding a stellar secret: Space photo of the week - Live Science
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Administration to phase out NIH support of HIV clinical guidelines - The Washington Post
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
World fertility rates in 'unprecedented decline' - UN - BBC
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes